Protest feud — nobody seems to be winning this one

Here’s a story about a church that has been demonstrating in front of a Coshocton, Ohio strip club for eight years and the strip club has been demonstrating (TOPLESS!) in front of the church on Sunday mornings in response…

Now the town officials are getting involved trying to get them both to stop the feud, but nobody’s budging.

Town sends cease and desist letter

Pastor’s response to town’s letter

I’m sorry — I simply cannot help but find humor in this situation. However, one has to admire, if nothing else, the determination of both parties.

What would Jesus do? How would Solomon resolve this one?